According to the more spiritual among us, islands are energy centers, and, for that reason, each draws a very specific crowd. It’s not always easy to find one that’s the right fit. But fear not, we’ve created a definitive road map to the islands of the Mediterranean, of who is going where and why.
Ibiza
You only frequent the north of the island because “the south has been ruined by the … masses.” You wear $1,000 dresses in Egyptian silver from Annie’s Ibiza and have “chakra opening” massages at Six Senses spa every day. You don’t go out much anymore since you went sober, but each time someone from your Eurotrash circle posts a story on Ibiza, you can’t help but show off your deep knowledge of the island: “You were at Es Torrent? What a throwback!”
