The whole “young and so very much in love, not like frosty and uptight William and Kate” routine has worn thinner than a cigarette paper.

Heavy-Handed

Come on, Harry and Meghan—isn’t there anything better you can think to do than hold hands?

By Judith Woods

Right. That’s it. Does anyone have a pair of bolt cutters? Or maybe a water cannon? Because frankly, I think that’s the only way we can stop Harry and Meghan from holding hands.

Like so many other things about them, it is fingernails-down-the-blackboard grating. Annoying. And so goddamn performative.