Even before Election Day, Donald Trump won something handily, topping the Attention-Whore Index with 55.7 percent of your votes. He earned it. Spending a million dollars to rent an arena and stage a hate-filled lovefest for yourself doesn’t exactly smack of shyness. Finishing second and third (14.1 percent and 13.5 percent, respectively) were Feckless ’n’ Reckless—Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, plutocrats who in different ways and with different motivations helped sway the election in favor of another rich guy.
As for this quiet, uneventful week, we’ll get to that in a moment. But first this:
