Last week’s A.W.I. polling produced a now-familiar snapshot: Donald Trump on top (36.5 percent, for his third straight win), Nikki Haley trailing. But wait: Haley, at 15.9 percent, in fact only earned the bronze medal. And second place did not go to Ron DeSantis. No, that’s Prince Harry, the famous aviator, in the runner-up slot, airborne again with 25.3 percent of your votes. (Special mention to Jane Seymour, eminently qualified to have won this thing but for some very tough competition; she placed fourth in her first outing.)

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …