It’s no surprise that, after having spent early summer lying (relatively) low, Donald Trump has come roaring back with his third A.W.I. victory in four weeks. And in this instance, the six-foot-three, 215-pound phenom, who’s been known to describe an electoral trouncing at the hands of Joe Biden as a “landslide” in his favor, actually did win in a landslide—60 percent of your vote. In what was presumably his swan song, Yevgeny Prigozhin did the best he could, finishing second (12.7 percent) on the strength of having been blown out of the sky. Emily Ratajkowski took third (11.4 percent), and the excessively appreciative soccer official Luis Rubiales fourth (9.2 percent).
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
