Last week’s special Grand-Master Edition of our A.W.I. poll celebrated Instagrammers—specifically, the professional, Olympic-class category of Instagrammers for whom limitless self-regard, captured in images and widely disseminated, is better than breathing. Better than anything. The voting produced a clear winner: Kendall Jenner, with 36.9 percent. Dan Bilzerian and Heidi Klum finished a respectable second and third (16.6 percent and 13.4 percent), and they were followed by Elizabeth Hurley, Irina Shayk, Cristiano Ronaldo, Grimes, and Kate Beckinsale.
And now we’ll try to shake off that soul-crushing detour with a return to garden-variety attention whores. Remember to vote!
