If you merely relied on the squash-program description found on the Web site of the Westchester Country Club, in Rye, New York, you would be missing out on one of the more tantalizing dramas to hit the exclusive world of tony suburban country clubs in years.

Here’s what you learn about the club’s squash program online: it has been around for 18 years; they have six singles courts and one doubles court; they regularly host national junior squash tournaments, along with men’s and women’s professional events; they offer free introductory lessons for beginners; and, naturally, “the program has seen much success.”