Say what you want about Trump supporters, but at least they’re creative. What other American president could inspire white, upper-middle-aged women to sport bedazzled Trump Girl chokers? Gods, Guns, and Trump hats? Or—a personal favorite—T-shirts with Guns don’t kill people, Clintons do boldly printed across the front?

Trump is the kind of man to make his fellow men of well-fed robust stature feel comfortable wearing shortie American-flag overalls with nothing under them, and men of narrower frames confident enough to leave the house in red, oversize ties bearing the words No Crime.