Are you shaking? Well, you might be going through withdrawal: last week was the first time in the history of the Attention-Whore Index that Prince Harry was nowhere to be found. We know it’s hard. Have you tried going to meetings?
The week undeniably belonged to George Santos, who took the No. 1 spot with 46 percent of the vote. Distant second was the granddaddy of all Chinese spy balloons (25 percent), followed by Trump and Liz Truss, who seem to have found common ground in something other than disgrace—they tied at 8.33 percent. The stragglers were Prince Andrew, Sasha Walpole, and France’s Michel Houellebecq.
