To the masses, John Waters is best known as a filmmaker, beloved for comedies such as Pink Flamingos, Hairspray, Polyester, Serial Mom, and Pecker. He’s also an actor and visual artist and the author of several books, including 2019’s Mr. Know-It-All: The Tarnished Wisdom of a Filth Elder. May 3 marks the release of his first novel, Liarmouth: A Feel-Bad Romance. Equal parts funny and bawdy, it centers on an inspired plot for revenge, and dabbles in all manner of dysfunction. On the occasion, Waters reveals his key components to the good life. —Ashley Baker
AirlineS: Domestic, JetBlue Mint. International, Air France La Première class.
Airport: Baltimore/Washington International.
Alibi: “I had to visit a friend in jail.”
Bag: Top-Sider.
Bike: A ratty old Pee-wee Herman type.
Birthday: A time to give presents to friends who put up with you all year.
Boyfriend/girlfriend: If you talk about love in public, it disappears in private.
Breakfast, weekday: Black tea.
Breakfast, weekend: Saturday, scrambled eggs and bacon. Sunday, poached eggs and sausage.
Car: A used Buick.
Child: Bill, my fake son as written about in my book Mr. Know-It-All.
Cocktail: A glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
Cocktail appetizer: Nuts, hot nuts. You get ’em from the peanut man.
Couple: Pier Paolo Pasolini and Maria Callas.
Date: A romantic evening at a demolition derby.
Diet: Black beauties.
Dinner, weekday: A recipe from Cooking Light.
