Donald Duck will still proudly not wear pants.
Goofy will now sign his autograph “Best wishes, Ron DeSantis.”
A new movie is being rushed into production: 101 Transgenders.
Pinocchio’s nose will grow every time DeSantis tells a lie.
Every pair of Mickey ears sold at the park will contain secret transmitters that make it easier to groom the kids.
Walt will be thawed, in order to campaign against DeSantis.
Disney’s Make-A-Wish application now asks for your political-party affiliation.
In honor of DeSantis, a new exhibition will be created: “The Hall of Presidential Also-Rans” (set to open fall 2024).
And for the first time ever …
John Ficarra, former editor of Mad magazine, recently tested positive for immaturity
