Nobody’s perfect …

How the tidy have fallen: “My home is messy and there’s nothing I can do about it,” said Marie Kondo in The Times of London. “That’s where I am in my life. I’ve given up — in a good way. I’ve let it go. Now I can say in interviews, my house is really messy because I have three children. I’m still embarrassed to show that mess, but I’m much easier on myself.”

As tweets go, it was tweetissimo. “On a good day, my tweets get 100 likes,” wrote Tom Kington in The Times of London. “This one earned 10,000 and plunged me into a raging debate about modern Italian, fears for the language’s future, regional resentments and what makes Italians really cringe.”