What if I told you the perfect baby gift exists? You might reasonably ask me to define “perfect.” How about: completely customizable, personalized, and holds universal appeal regardless of cultural background, gender identity, class, or even the child’s own “personality” (insofar as parents claim it exists)? And the baby wouldn’t grow out of it—ever? And it was completely free? And obtainable in less than a minute?
Latch on to this, pals.
