The results of last week’s voting might seem clear …

  • Harry and Meghan: 72.13%
  • Ye: 9.47%
  • Elon Musk: 7.51%
  • Donald Trump: 6.92%
  • The Kardashians: 2.07%
  • Sam Bankman-Fried: 1.89%

… though it’s pretty obvious that the election was stolen and Trump was the actual winner. But let’s move on.