The results of last week’s voting might seem clear …
- Harry and Meghan: 72.13%
- Ye: 9.47%
- Elon Musk: 7.51%
- Donald Trump: 6.92%
- The Kardashians: 2.07%
- Sam Bankman-Fried: 1.89%
… though it’s pretty obvious that the election was stolen and Trump was the actual winner. But let’s move on.