One good thing about the coronavirus scourge, it brings a truce to the battle of the sexes.

Men can’t grope women on the subway from six feet away. If there is no office anymore, managers can’t harass female employees at their desks. Predators can’t slip Rohypnol into women’s drinks if all the bars are closed. There is no date rape on Houseparty. And on Zoom, women can just put mansplaining on mute. As someone called @_RyanKirk said on Twitter, “This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men. We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing.”