Why is it that we have all the downside aspects of an autocratic regime with none of the upside: order, brisk efficiency, and those smart, slimming tunics?

Aside from ordering up random acts of violence against opponents, autocrats are generally known for keeping things on an even, if murderous, keel. With Trump it’s all rage and havoc, one bumbling misstep after another. How that shriveled little heart of his handles all the chaos is a medical wonder.