Is your president smarter than a fifth-grader? O.K., unless you’ve been held hostage in the U.S. Senate, or have just been lying in a coma, you already know the answer. It could be said that our president is the sort of preening, bullying ignoramus that gives other preening, bullying ignoramuses a bad name. Indeed, history might have been different if Trump had gone on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, the TV quiz show that Apprentice producer Mark Burnett had for a spell in the aughts. That show’s now on Nickelodeon, but we’re here. So let’s try out a few questions. Hint: the president’s responses are always b). And as you might guess, he’s always wrong.

Easy ones first