… the United States Congress (or, anyway, better than the week Pyotr Kikilyk had—more on him in a moment): Robert Mueller’s testimony was delayed till July 24, freeing up Democrats to bicker among themselves (Nancy Pelosi vs. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez et al.) and Republicans to sit on their hands when the leader of their party and president of (44 percent of) the United States went full racist—or as he prefers it, the House resolution notwithstanding, “NOT Racist!”

In fairness: Trump claimed that Ocasio-Cortez and her colleagues “originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all)”—which means that, since three of the four were born in the U.S., he was actually 75 percent accurate.