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Small Talk
“Sorry—no unboxing videos.”
Small Talk
“Reckon we’ll ever be ravaged by the ills of gentrification?”
Small Talk
“I’m telling you, man—it was all staged. A cow never really jumped over the moon.”
Small Talk
“My parents make me run this Fortune 500 company so that it looks good for college.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let the record show, that’s what she said.”
Small Talk
“I don’t know her name, but this broken glass slipper is a clue. That, and the trail of blood.”
Small Talk
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”