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“Sorry—no unboxing videos.”
“Reckon we’ll ever be ravaged by the ills of gentrification?”
“I’m telling you, man—it was all staged. A cow never really jumped over the moon.”
“My parents make me run this Fortune 500 company so that it looks good for college.”
“Let the record show, that’s what she said.”
“I don’t know her name, but this broken glass slipper is a clue. That, and the trail of blood.”
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”