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        “O.K., we’re off to a lucky day one.”
    
   
   
                  
      
    
    
        
        “Why can’t you use the special little cat couch I got you?”
    
   
   
                  
                  
      
    
    
        
        “On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
    
   
   
                  
      
    
    
        
        “I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”
    
   
   
                
                  
      
    
    
        
        “I don’t like crackers, I abhor bad grammar, and I refuse to refer to myself in the third person.”
    
   
   
                  
                  
      
    
    
        
        “You crawled out of the primordial soup. You can handle an interview.”
    
   
   
                  
      
    
    
        
        “Based on your purchase of bullets, duct tape, and a silencer, you may also like a shovel.”