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“I got tired of wearing a hat.”
“With proper editing, I’ve had a good life.”
“No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair.”
“He loved self-referential humor.”
“Hi, handsome, how about an appletini?”
“You’re breaking up with me? During crumbs?”
“When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, ‘What’s in it for me?’”
“When life gives you lemons, shoot them.”