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“He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him.”
“Have we heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?”
“All of our wines are, like, totally chuggable.”
“Oh, just put it anywhere.”
“Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we’ll discuss a Netflix special.”
“Hey—make sure the mask covers his nose.”
“Nice to see him getting landmark status.”
“Is this worse? Or is this worse?”
“Try ‘moonguest’ again with a capital M.”
“It’s official. The middle ground has now become fringe territory.”