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Small Talk
“Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one.”
Small Talk
“I’m sorry, but the correct answer is not ‘I’m sorry if you feel offended.’”
Small Talk
“Wow—he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he’s walking on hot coals.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“They’ll bring the check without your full signature, Clive.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Statistically speaking, there’s got to be at least one woman in there who’s looking for the awkward, sensitive type.”
Small Talk
“There’s no bad cop. We just let social media pressure you into a confession.”
Small Talk
Seconds before the children find out that Aunt Patty uses the f-word …
Small Talk
“O.K., we’re through with the animal-testing phase.”
Small Talk
“True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What’s your point?”
Small Talk
“It’s a proposal about an idea for a concept.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I wish there was a way to distinguish this flag from the ones they used on January 6.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Here, you forgot one.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Maybe we should keep working from home.”
Small Talk
“The first bill is always a shock—everyone thinks heaven will be free.”
Small Talk
“Why did I choose a teenage sidekick?”