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“Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one.”
“I’m sorry, but the correct answer is not ‘I’m sorry if you feel offended.’”
“Wow—he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he’s walking on hot coals.”
“They’ll bring the check without your full signature, Clive.”
“Statistically speaking, there’s got to be at least one woman in there who’s looking for the awkward, sensitive type.”
“There’s no bad cop. We just let social media pressure you into a confession.”
Seconds before the children find out that Aunt Patty uses the f-word …
“O.K., we’re through with the animal-testing phase.”
“True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What’s your point?”
“It’s a proposal about an idea for a concept.”
“I wish there was a way to distinguish this flag from the ones they used on January 6.”
“Maybe we should keep working from home.”
“The first bill is always a shock—everyone thinks heaven will be free.”
“Why did I choose a teenage sidekick?”