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“Apologies … the couple slated to appear in this cartoon have gone out to eat with friends.”
Spray cheese of the gods.
“The curse has been set—your ex’s shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings.”
“All the good band names are taken by micro-breweries.”
“Because I designed this damned thing.”
“The best I will give you is my Starbucks name.”
“I’m back from the dead—I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!”
“You’ve reached the end of your trial. Would you like to upgrade to the full Lionel?”
“We’ll settle this the old-fashioned way—with a dance-off.”
“One of the hardest things to understand when you’re in a different culture is their sense of humor.”
The tiny-houseboat movement.