George’s Picks

“If a Po-Mo architect designed the Clue house, this would be the murder weapon.”

“If every home owned one of these the housefly would be extinct.”

“I have a pretty good idea what Edie Parker were smoking when they came up with this.”

“Don’t put anything in it. Just carry it around as emotional support bagage.”

“Chocolate trees do not exist, but we can dream.”

“Parent, swaddle thyself!”