Jensen’s Picks

“Cash is still king.”

“A lighter so nice I’d pick up a debilitating smoking habit.”

“Wanting to buy a sweater during a heatwave means you will actually, eventually, wear it.”

“Don’t learn the importance of a trivet the hard way.”

“Be the best dressed person waiting for a West Side Highway court to free up.”

“Walk around your apartment like Jack Nicholson at the Cannes Film Festival in 1974.”