I was shivering in the outdoor cold plunge when two very large, flaccid penises came bouncing down the steps. They were attached to groins that were attached to men. I tried to be polite and avert my eyes, but all I saw were genitals.
A few seconds later, the three of us were chatting mindlessly, like we were waiting for frappuccinos. “Can you believe this weather? So warm for February!”
