On the one hand, I stand opposed to bleached teeth. People who bleach their teeth are creepy, untrustworthy, preening, weak-willed.
They like to watch themselves in the mirror when they have sex to see how good their triceps look. Bleached teeth say, “Would you care for a time-share in Cozumel?” or “Your wife’s cute; do you two like to party?” Bleached teeth feel like they’re hiding something.
