When I stumbled out of the gleaming new Dior spa with my gleaming new Dior face, I thanked the aesthetician for giving me the billionaire treatment. It was that good. And I would’ve bought a Bar jacket on my way out the door, but then I remembered that I’m not, in fact, a billionaire.
Billionaire skin seems to be the goal at the most exclusive facial salons and spas in the country. You won’t find framed headshots of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos in the waiting area, because no one’s being too literal here. It’s more Kardashian, Jenner, Taylor, Rihanna billions, the kind that brings with it smoothness and radiance. It’s skin that’s tended by the highest professionals with diligence and rigor.
