Perhaps the one point of consensus from Tom Brady’s controversial Netflix roast: we all need more Nikki Glaser in our lives. The Cleveland-born, 39-year-old stand-up comedian behind shows including FBoy Island and Lovers and Liars, as well as The Nikki Glaser Podcast, just dropped a new HBO special, Someday You’ll Die. “Some moms think that if you don’t have kids, you’re a selfish person,” she says onstage in a sheer, sequined minidress. “And I get that. I just don’t feel like devoting my free time to something that could marry a D.J.” She’s not wrong. Here, she shares her post-show bedtime routine, from hair-extension and eyelash removal to Reddit scrolling.
WHEN DO YOU START GETTING READY FOR BED?
I’m on the road and in hotels. I’m getting ready for bed as soon as I walk into my room at the end of the night, between 11 P.M. and 1 A.M. It’s earlier when I don’t have stand-up, because I just really don’t know what to do with my time at night.
