People ask me at cocktail parties and on airplanes, at meetings and in lines just about everywhere, ladies’ rooms included, for my list of favorite beauty products. I have it in my Notes app, and I’d be happy to share it. But hang on a sec, because I just have to update it. This might take a minute.

The problem is, my favorites change with the wind. When you try new products every day, you don’t become too attached. It’s a fickle business, this beauty-editor thing. Infidelity is an occupational hazard.