Quick litmus test: have you heard of Jillian Turecki? It’s quite possibly a good thing if you haven’t. This may mean that your relationship is in rude and blooming health and you’re having sex multiple times a week on different pieces of furniture. Congratulations. Lucky old you.
If you have heard of her, oh dear. You might be a bit sad, and your furniture safe and smear-free, because this means you know—as I’ve recently learned—that Jillian Turecki is the internet’s biggest breakup coach. Or as she’s also been dubbed, the breakup fairy godmother.
