A message from Donald J. Trump
Hello, it’s Your Favorite President. I’m here today with an exciting offer. It’s your chance to be part of the biggest event in the history of big events! Bigger than any Taylor Swift concert! Bigger than 9/11! It’s the official Donald J. Trump Memorial Service. Yes, when I go, it’s gonna be a sad day, a day of international mourning. But it’s also going to be a great day! And you can be there by purchasing advance tickets now directly from my new website, TrumpRIP.com. Here’s a sneak peek at just some of what I have personally planned. People are telling me they’ve never seen anything like it.
President Donald J. Trump
Memorial Service
Date: TBD
(Though, according to my doctor, it may not be for another 100 years or more!)
