Let’s face it—the radical left and their RINO accomplices have made all Awards Ceremonies very boring and “woke.” Our mighty Nation deserves better. That’s why MAGAzine has created its own Prestigious awards for the Arts and Public Service: the Trumpy Awards, or “the Trumpies” for short. You cannot receive a Trumpy unless you are Brave and Strong enough to take on the Establishment, which is why these winners will surprise you. It’s not “the usual suspects,” such as Kid Rock, Scott Baio, Kristy Swanson, and Jimmy Woods, as amazing and very Beloved as they are, but the “A-est” of A-listers!
Every winner of a Trumpy is a WINNER—we don’t say, “And the Trumpy goes to … ,” like the weak, woke Establishment does—and receives a Golden Trumpy statuette modeled on the knockout body of Ivanka Trump, which many people would fondle vigorously if she wasn’t married to the Middle East expert Jared Kushner.
