Later this month, Your Favorite President will publish an amazing, No. 1 best-selling new book, Letters to Trump, featuring fan letters across the decades from top celebrities like Oprah Winfrey, Richard Nixon, Liza Minnelli, Kim Jong Un, and more! The letters are short, so it’s not like some boring 800-page memoir. My name is Barack Obama and once upon a time I signed a stupid bill, blah blah blah. This book, you barely have to read! What a bargain at $99!

Want a taste? Here are some Letters to Trump that didn’t make the cut, so imagine how incredible—and even shorter—the real ones are!