Billionaires Who Are Douches: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Vince McMahon, Vladimir Putin
Powerful Men Who Couldn’t Keep It in Their Pants: Steve Wynn, Larry Nassar, R. Kelly, Paul Haggis, Charlie Rose, Bill O’Reilly, Les Moonves, Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner, Louis CK, Mark Halperin, Bill Cosby
Former Presidents Who Couldn’t Keep It in Their Pants: Bill Clinton
C.E.O. Scam Artists: Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Bankman-Fried, Martin Shkreli
Raging Anti-Semites: Nick Fuentes, Kanye West, Roseanne Barr, David Duke, Mel Gibson, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Famous Men with Unique Hairstyles: Gary Busey, Don King, Carrot Top, Kim Jong Un
Putin Enthusiasts: Tucker Carlson, Dinesh D’Souza, Representative Paul Gosar, Steven Seagal
Talentless Nepo Babies Who Couldn’t Get a Job Driving for Grubhub If It Weren’t for Their Daddy: Eric Trump,* Donald Trump Jr.,* Ivanka Trump,* Jared Kushner*
*Would probably be disqualified during voir dire
Guys Who Have Fathered Children with Three Different Women: Charlie Sheen, Michael Lohan, Kevin Federline, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner
Morbidly Obese Golfers: Kevin Stadler, Mark Calcavecchia, Duffy Waldorf, John Daly, Phil Mickelson
Compulsive Liars: George Santos
John Ficarra is the former editor of Mad magazine