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Stuart Heritage


Stuart Heritage is a Writer at Large for AIR MAIL based in Kent, U.K. He also writes for The Guardian. Heritage is the author of the family memoir Don’t Be a Dick, Pete and the children’s books Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals and Jonathan the Magic Pony.

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Silicon Island

The Google elite jet-ski their way to saving the Earth

Glock Party

Celebrities flock to fête the inventor of a killer handgun

Dubai What I Say,
Not as I Do

The jilted ruler of the Arab state demands happiness by fiat

Stairway to Hell

This is what happens when rock stars don’t die young

Golden Head

Whodunit? A $6 million toilet is stolen from Churchill’s ancestral home

She Worked Hard for His Money

Will Boris Johnson’s relationship with a pole-dancing American model who appeared in Naughty @ 40 lead him to prison?

French Nails at Dawn!

The WAGatha Christie of the Real Housewives of British football

“What Ho, Sergei!”

Rich Russian family advertises for a butler who can shimmer like Jeeves

Sir Spankalot

A knighted British retail billionaire who partied with Beyoncé and Leonardo DiCaprio now faces ruin and misdemeanor-assault charges

The View from There

Prince Andrew and Boris Johnson get ratings that rival those of The Crown (not in a good way)

Village Idiot

A dot-com entrepreneur is reviled as he tries to restore his ancestral village in Devon in the style of Silicon Valley

It’s a Wonderful Strife

Brits are battling over which is better: a department store’s costly Christmas ad or a modest one for a small family-owned shop. Vote here to settle the dispute

Mein Campf!

The scandalous Hitler-diaries fiasco nearly brought down three major news organizations

The Runaway Groom

Britain’s most-wanted con man bewitched, bamboozled, and embezzled

What Fresh Hell

Harry and Meghan’s week gets complicated as Dad steps into the picture and the Canadians act very un-Canadianly

Painting the Town (Rectory) Red

The rise and fall of Farrow & Ball, paint purveyors to a vanishing upper class

The View from There

Suicide Watch

Caroline Flack, the engaging former host of Love Island, is the third person from the show to kill herself. Beneath the Botox and bikinis lie some dark secrets

Disroyal Subjects

Harry and Meghan can’t get their Sussex Royal straight. Other Windsors are following in their missteps

Fiddling While Britain Burns

Boris Johnson’s laissez-faire view of the pandemic defies the world—and science

Davos Satyricon

A new investigation reveals that the high-powered World Economic Forum is a sexist toga party in the Swiss Alps

Appearances Are (Still) Everything

In this new work-from-home world, videoconferencing is king and your background contains multitudes

Beached Wales

Harry and Meghan, having left Britain with a stopover in Canada, go house hunting in celebrityville, U.S.A.

Harry Hamilton

The British soldier who claimed he got lost and liberated Paris by accident