Stephen Miller’s new line of candy hearts are guaranteed to make pure blood run hot

By John Ficarra

Many Americans believe White House deputy chief of staff for policy and homeland-security adviser Stephen Miller is a cruel, ruthless maniac intent on turning the country into an authoritarian ethno-state. Others take a less kind view of the man. But the sentiments on his new line of Valentine’s candy suggest that under Miller’s thin skin beats the heart of a true romantic. See for yourself!

I Have U
Under Surveillance

Be Mein

Bald fascists
Make the Best Lovers

Show Me Ur Papers
& I’ll Show U Mine

Xenophobia
Makes Me Hot

U Make Me
Self-Deport
in My Pants

Say Yes READ ON

A handy digest of recent media coverage concerning the Epstein files

By James Kirchick

The New York Times: Here’s What to Know About the Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents

The California Post: Enough Bold-Faced Names in the Epstein Files to Make Your Eyes Hurt

Vox: The Epstein Files and the Case Against Private Jets

MS NOW: C.I.A. Source Says Trump Was Putin’s Wingman at Epstein Piss Parties

Ryan Lizza’s Telos News: Bamboo-zled — The Secret Nuzzi-Epstein Nexus: Part 1 in an Ongoing Series

60 Minutes: [Delayed until further notice]

NPR: How the Epstein Files Impact the BIPOC Lesbian Couple Behind This Celebrated Flannel-Clothing Shop

The Washington Post: How the Epstein Files Bolster the Case for Personal Liberties and Free Markets READ ON

Turning Point USA is hosting a conservative alternative to the Bad Bunny–headlining Super Bowl halftime show. AIR MAIL has all the details

By Carolina de Armas

The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks will face off next Sunday in Super Bowl LX. But another battle will unfold at halftime as Puerto Rican pop star Bad Bunny vies for the attention of Middle America with Turning Point USA, the late Charlie Kirk’s conservative organization, which claims to be airing its own All-American Halftime Show. Turning Point USA has yet to publicly announce its lineup or location despite the game being just a week away. Fortunately, AIR MAIL has gotten its hands on a provisional run of show.

8:00 p.m.—Bald eagle carries Carrie Underwood into stadium as she sings the national anthem. Fighter jets spell out READ ON