Instant Classic
How to steal a million antiques
Where Have You Gone, Bill de Blasio?
New York City’s former mayor decided not to run for governor, maybe because he had these losers behind him
Heart Burns
Valentine candies with a message 4 U
Oligarch Helpline
Yachts being scuttled, accounts being frozen, sniggers at Sexy Fish. Russian autocrats are people, too. And right now, they need assistance
Climate Change
10 chilling predictions about global warming
Potemkin War Room
Putin advisers tiptoe their way through the minefields in the Kremlin
Tampa vs. Albany
The startling similarities and eerie differences between Tom Brady and Andrew Cuomo
Fifth Ave. Pied-à-Terror
Correspondence reveals Vladimir Putin’s plan to annex unlisted properties on New York’s Upper East Side
Pass the Word
Netflix lowers the boom on oversharing
The Lost Fans of CNN+
Management snuffed the new network after 32 days. Yet there were plenty of fans out there!
Disney Is Not Mickey Mousing Around
Revealed: the Magic Kingdom’s secret plans to retaliate against Florida governor Ron DeSantis
Putin on the Ritz
As Vladimir and his cohort prepare to paint the town—or at least the square—red, they call upon the hostess with the mostess to be their social czar
When Harry Met WeSpeak
Who spoke the woke salad first? Prince Harry, WeWork’s co-grifter Rebekah Neumann, or … ?
Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?
What if the Fox News host switched jobs?
Wade’s World
A state-by-state breakdown of new laws being proposed in a post–Roe v. Wade era
Common Enemies
What if Vladimir asked Elon to team up?
Fame Monster
Top royal-watcher Tina Brown has V.I.P., front-row, all-access passes to the Queen of England. Ish ...
The Coaster Correspondence 2.0
Ned Coaster, brother of Ed, gives AIR MAIL’s editors some invaluable advice
The Clown Prince
Post-Jubilee, Harry reports back to Netflix*
Scooby Dooby Do …
Why go to Elvis chapels in Vegas when Frank Sinatra can perform the ring-a-ding-ding for you?
WackyLeaks
“Excerpts” from Ginni Thomas’s e-mails attempting to overturn the 2020 election …
Josh Hawley Is Writing to Remind You He’s Not a Total Pussy
The scurrying senator from the Show-Me State has a big, manly-man book in the works
