By Henry Alford

MAY 2022: Meghan and Ivanka bond over their mutual conviction that Angela Merkel does not look “glowy.”

JUNE 2022: Ivanka and Meghan adopt the campaign slogan “Girl Bosses 2024: Honesty, Candles, Sharing.”

JUNE 2022: Meghan compares the World Bank to the tip jar at Humphrey Yogart.

JULY 2022: Ivanka asks Meghan, “What is income tax?”

AUGUST 2022: Meghan tells Ivanka her two policy points are “No processed carbs” and “No Putin.”

SEPTEMBER 2022: Ivanka’s perpetually blank expression rescues her when Meghan announces, “I see Tyler Perry at State.”

OCTOBER 2022: Ivanka tells Amnesty International that the Girl Bosses have a deep understanding of refugees because Meghan’s husband raises rescue chickens. READ ON

Six ways to get into Trump’s hideous Florida compound, from a guy who’s tested them all. Why? For the fun of it …

By Nimrod Kamer

“Sea-to-Lake” is “Mar-a-Lago” translated from Spanish. Feigning loss in translation is exactly how you should plan an uninvited visit to Donald Trump’s Palm Beach club. It’s incredibly easy to get in, compared with the pre–January 2021 days of Secret Service agents and background checks. Trump’s people are back in charge now, so it’s become a lot like Jimmy Carter’s old peanut farm in Georgia, at least in terms of security.

Reasons for wanting to be there are plentiful. You can appreciate the gaudy 1927 architecture, snuggle into the yellow pool towels, and hazard a nibble off of the weird READ ON