Tracking an Apocalypse
How The New York Times will cover the zombie invasion
The (Kanye) West Wing
Imagining his first 100 days
No-Brain Teaser
A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”
What if … Cher Were Postmaster General?
She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?
Her Royal Deepness
Can you tell the real Meghan Markle–isms from the fake? Test your Sussex Squad cred with this quiz!
2020 Alibi
A coronavirus whodunit
Flunkies
What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One
What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
The Idiot Box
Keeping Up with the Sussexes—a first look at Meghan and Harry’s Netflix reality-show script
Sex and the Ambitious Girl
Imagining what goes on in the mind of rich-husband collector Barbara Amiel
Anarchists in the Kitchen?
What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?
The Idiot Box Meets Its Match
Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?
Prince Andrew’s Vanity on Full Display
He’s got a new Range Rover and a personalized license plate. (No, it’s not WANKR)
If Trump Had Been Our World War II President
Down the rabbit hole of a retro-history nightmare
Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn
Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House
Trump in Exile
Where on earth can a defeated, disgraced president go when his White House stint is finished?