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Small Talk
“Never bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.”
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“Vote? I’m rich—I use my money to influence the government.”
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“O.K., we’re off to a lucky day one.”
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“Why can’t you use the special little cat couch I got you?”
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“On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
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“I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”
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“I don’t like crackers, I abhor bad grammar, and I refuse to refer to myself in the third person.”
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“Biden ate my homework.”
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“You crawled out of the primordial soup. You can handle an interview.”
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“Based on your purchase of bullets, duct tape, and a silencer, you may also like a shovel.”
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“Your parents sent you a care package of cookies, dorm essentials, and an immigration attorney.”
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Gen A.
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“And make sure you’re home by curfew, or your father will be out looking for you in his cycling outfit.”
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“He’s going to ask you if clipper ship is the seafood special. Just laugh.”
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“I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.”
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