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“He says it’s ‘a Dorian Gray situation.’”
“Rumble … rumble … the strange noise was getting louder … ”
“I’m a dentist in the streets and a dentist in the sheets. Don’t ever ask me to be something I’m not, Debby.”
“He’s been to the city exactly once.”
“Then she made me dance and posted it on TikTok.”
” … and then Iceberg goes, ‘You know, a lot of people really like just a lettuce-and-tomato sandwich!’ I literally spit out my drink!”
“Unfortunately, our pilot said insensitive things on a podcast 10 years ago.”
“And this is where we began labeling our products ‘plant-based.’”
“Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knickknacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter.”
“I was really hoping we wouldn’t have to get insurance involved.”
“Mom, Dad—college changed me.”
“I identify as wolf.”
“So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?”
“Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!”