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Small Talk
“He says it’s ‘a Dorian Gray situation.’”
Small Talk
“Rumble … rumble … the strange noise was getting louder … ”
Small Talk
“I’m a dentist in the streets and a dentist in the sheets. Don’t ever ask me to be something I’m not, Debby.”
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Small Talk
“He’s been to the city exactly once.”
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“Then she made me dance and posted it on TikTok.”
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Small Talk
” … and then Iceberg goes, ‘You know, a lot of people really like just a lettuce-and-tomato sandwich!’ I literally spit out my drink!”
Risko’s Sketchbook
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Small Talk
“Unfortunately, our pilot said insensitive things on a podcast 10 years ago.”
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“And this is where we began labeling our products ‘plant-based.’”
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“Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knickknacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter.”
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Small Talk
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“I was really hoping we wouldn’t have to get insurance involved.”
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Small Talk
“Mom, Dad—college changed me.”
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“I identify as wolf.”
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Small Talk
“So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?”
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“Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!”