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Small Talk
“Yes, I get it. You love him unconditionally and will welcome him with open arms always, but you have to admit he’s kind of the worst.”
Small Talk
“Is this Orwellian or Kafka-esque?”
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“Now get to chiseling.”
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“Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn’t enough.”
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“Does the court promise to listen to me? Really listen?”
Small Talk
“No, you’ve got it right. Hammer second to last, then mace all the way to the outside.”
Small Talk
“The irony is I’ve always considered myself a champion of the little guy.”
Small Talk
“Wait—we can vote?”
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“Now don’t do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once.”
Small Talk
“I told you it was too soon to ride the subway.”
Small Talk
“They were apparently more advanced than we thought.”
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“Good evening, and welcome to the Situation Room.”
Small Talk
“I haven’t finished saying no yet.”
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“I thought we’d decided on the gold-leaf pattern.”
Small Talk
“We need to replace our mission statement with an excuse.”
Small Talk
“So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolts, and baubles go in the offshore account, and we’ll report the nail.”
Small Talk
“It’s been a stressful school year.”
Small Talk
“The beheading only made him meaner.”