“Trust me, you won’t miss the air when you see this closet space.”
Small Talk
“Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Before we start the date, here’s a list of things I have zero interest in talking about.”
Small Talk
“You probably don’t need to specify ‘toga party.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Instead of a passport, wouldn’t it be easier to just have the unvaccinated wear their MAGA hats?”
Small Talk
“The next song tells of the pain of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I’m not going to sing it.”
Small Talk
“Now be a snake. No, wait—a talking snake!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’ve learned to live with the ever present specter of death, but mostly because it’s started chipping in for rent.”
Small Talk
“The white carpet in here was a mistake.”
Small Talk
“If they pay the ransom promptly, I’m throwing in a free tote bag.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“In 2,000 years, you’ll be reincarnated as a sales associate who says things like ‘Friyay’ and ‘wine o’clock.’”
