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Small Talk
“I feel kind of bad for 2021. We’re putting an awful lot of pressure on it.”
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“I’m going to need your room cleaned by end of day.”
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“Today on The Godcast, what if I told you ‘commandments’ were more like ‘suggestments’?”
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Small Talk
“We used to be a nation of laws.”
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Small Talk
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“I want a divorce, dinner’s ready, and I’m shrinking. Let me know if any of that piques your interest.”
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Small Talk
“That ends what experiment?”
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“One leg at a time, Mr. Vance.”
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“I said I’m sorry.”
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“As soon as you’re underwater you can take the mask off.”
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Small Talk
“I always wait till Labor Day to check if he’s still alive.”
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“Nobody’s in the mood, Greg.”
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“I guess I expected, I don’t know, classier?”
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“Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?”
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Small Talk
“Tonight we dine with the Devil. But tomorrow we really have to finish what’s left in the fridge.”
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“Per your father’s wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life—or lack thereof!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“This is Miami—we’ll let the rising sea level do the rest.”
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