“Non-traditional office space should be more fun.”
Small Talk
“Mistakes were made.”
Small Talk
“Believe it or not, some people don’t want kids.”
Small Talk
“It’s still too flattering—keep looking.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We know nothing. We’ll be back in five minutes with nothing more.”
Small Talk
“I’ve hated Tom Brady forever, but I’ll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Take us to your vodka.”
Small Talk
“Reaper! You’re on in five pages.”
Small Talk
“I’ve never been afraid to speak power to truth.”
Small Talk
“O.K., let’s maybe take a break from the scary nonfiction stories.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Want to join our fantasy-income league?”
Small Talk
“After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it’s for half-off chicken wings.”
Small Talk
“Retail-shopping re-enactors.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I think that should cover this week’s news cycle.”
Small Talk
“On the gentleman’s left!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“When I ask you what you’re thinking about and you say ‘Nothing,’ is that ‘nothing’ as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?”
Small Talk
“We really need to do something about the lawn.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Of course I’m worried. He never washes his hands.”
